Tuesday, June 29, 2010

tanderoni is no beloghni


Oh perfect!!! my two best Unicorns followed me home and now there is enough of us to play double dutch. I miss the good old days of sleeping in each others bath tubs and and pissing off our neighbours. not to mention a real good nacho- true they hardly exist out here in comparison.

Monday, June 28, 2010

la la la la ...the twitter....i like worms too

unicorns follow me

So my best friend Just happens to be a Unicorn, as soon as she found out what my blog was about she started following me. She is isnt the first horned horse to follow me home, but she is most definitely the shiniest.


Ode to Unicorn.

Unicorn
not Unibrow
Unicorn
not Unicow
when you eat hay
you shit out gold
that metallic smell
is rather bold
unicorn
not unicycle
unicorn
not unifycle

Sunday, June 27, 2010

this blog is not about hippos

just so you know.

its about unicorns and boners.

A face only a mother could love.......well i can relate


why not?

Since it was overly difficult for me to create this I doubt this is ever something that I am going to continue doing but.... considering there are so many idiots out there doing this why i cant i be one of them to....not saying my friends that have blogs are idiots (theres are all actually pretty good)